GoinsideBabydolls

Kat pulls Carl into the front of the bar and makes him sit at a front row table right in front next to the flagpole. Without hesitation, Kat orders two bloody Mary's. There is a break in the dancing action until an announcer explains that the feature attraction tonight is "Mandy." Carl waits with anticipation as well as a sense of dread. He knows that it will be a long battle of words and nerves at home, but he was pleasantly surprised to notice that Mandy had filled out nicely since they last dated in college. As soon as Mandy saw Kat she politely waved and winked and headed deliberately to Carl's table. Mandy had a singular customer in mind for this special dance. Carl took a big gulp of his drink. Suddenly, the front door of the saloon burst open wildly. "Oh, no" Carl muttered to himself. It was dragon lady herself and Karen was moving straight for Carl's mother. Karen reached back with all the might she could muster in her right arm and gave Kat a right hook right on the chin. Kat fell to the floor. Then, Mandy stopped her dance move on the pole and looked into the maniacal eyes of Karen. The stare said everything. They knew each other had claims on Carl. Karen had one good punch left. She used her left uppercut and knocked Mandy out like a light. Now, the patrons were aroused, confused, and curious. Suddenly, an inspired Karen decided to remove her khaki London Fog trench coat revealing her slinky red dress. The juke box began playing "You've lost that lovin' feelin." Karen grabbed the pole. The audience quieted and Carl discovered a whole new side to his wife. The end.