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Unfortunately, Tina did not realize at the time that Fred, the irate golfer, had an oversized bag which weighed 60 lbs. Fred told Tina to carry his bag. As Tina put the strap over her shoulder, the weight of the bag just about dropped her to the ground. "What did you put in this bag by the way? Golf clubs shouldn't be this heavy?" She asked with an agitated voice. He explained that he kept hundreds of spare golf balls in all the pockets of the golf bag. He loves to find golf balls in creeks and ponds. He saves them. Tina wearily walked next to Fred to the next hole. He did hit two great shots and landed on the green five feet from the hole. He was putting for birdie. Tina brought the golf bag onto the green and finally dropped the bag on the green creating a slight dent on the green. All of the golfers were once again upset with her for dropping the golf bag onto the green. Tina had had enough. The green sloped considerably right where she had dropped the bag. She reached over to the bag and unzipped the long zipper of the bag. Suddenly hundreds of golf balls started rolling down the green in the direction of Fred's ball. They rolled with such pace that they knocked into Fred's ball and continued rolling off the green. To which Tina replied, "Bye bye birdie." Then, she picked up the bag and said, "oh, that's much better. Which way to the next hole?"